It has recently been reported that the rapidly melting polar ice caps are decreasing the amount of gravity. With this unforeseen news, scientists’ projections of the future have taken a turn for the worse.
What could this mean for us?
Right now, nothing seems strange.
But as the temperature increases,
The ice melts, and the waters rise.
Gravity lowers in the Antarctic, and soon, the world.
The penguins float away.
Into the heavens.
They encounter an army plane, full of weapons.
Now armed, the penguins commandeer the plane.
The penguins attack our city from the air.
They sleep with our girlfriends.
Not even the President is safe.
And eventually, the nation is theirs for the taking.
IT COULD HAPPEN.