A WOMAN ENTERS A ROOM.
A woman enters a room alone
With a man.
He begins to take his shirt off but remembers the photo he saw once on facebook of the woman’s ex. He had a chest with muscles.
This man has a chest but with fat.
The man decides to play it off as if he was just undoing his top buttons.
Now the man feels like a fucking Cuban porn star.
Now the man is reminded of fucking porn stars.
He doesn’t feel like having sex with a Cuban porn star He’s never had sex with porn stars, he’s never met one. He’s not reminded of fucking a porn star but of a fucking porn star.
There’s no way he’s taking his pants off tonight.
In the room there is one bed with way too many pillows, like, why have so many pillows you just need two or four if half the bed is filled with pillows it’s not a bed it’s just a display area for pillows. It’s doesn’t make sense. So before bed every night 60 pillows are on the floor. So the floor becomes a bed so there are two beds in the room not one.
The woman has smooth skin.
This sentence creates a solar system in the man’s chest.
The man’s skin looks like pale feta cheese.
The solar system feeling has been replaced by the sound of a cow mooing.
The lamp next to the bed with 6000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 pillows shines a delicious spray of gold. The room becomes golder.
Golder is not a word. Fuck.
The man is becoming dumb because beautiful smooth skin goes well with warm golden light.
The solar system is back.
The solar system explodes and forms diamond stars that sing.
Planets are formed.
Vegetation sprouts on some of those planets. Micro organisms breed and learn. They become bigger. They start eating the plants. They start eating each other. These organisms stare at colours. They miss the organisms before them. They stop eating each other. These organisms start smoking plants. They spend all there time staring at screens feeling alone inside. Two organisms meet. One has amazing skin that forms a solar system in the other one who looks like a pale Cuban porn star but has a small penis.
The man’s chest feels amazing.
Btw God took seven days. This man’s chest took a few seconds. Seconds.
A man stands in a room.
With a goddess. Seconds.
This man would never last long. This woman is too beautiful.
The first time.
Also golder is not a word unless it’s verified in scrabble which it is so.