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Jokes about America's new media darling, Rachel Dolezal. The jokes just write themselves

Rachel Dolezal Jokes

Rachel Dolezal Jokes

Ryan Nelson

07/05/2015

So I guess media darling Rachel Dolezal is in talks to get her own reality television show,

The Amazing Race.

In Rachel Dolezal’s case, would she self-identify as the Black Sheep of the family?

Studios are in talk to ride the current social media frenzy by casting Rachel Dolezal as Catwoman in the new DC Comics movie, Suicide Squad. Dolezal’s agent said that she declined the role, citing that Rachel wouldn’t appear onscreen in catface.

So it turns out that Rachel Dolezal did visit a dermatologist in Spokane as many had suspected, evidenced by recently released medical records. She didn’t visit the doctor to get her complexion darkened, however, as many dissenters would have thought, she only went to the skin doctor to see if she could change her whiteheads to blackheads

Rachel Dolezal isn’t even Halfrican-American

Black Donald Trump to Rachel Dolezal:
You’re Liar-ed

New Urbane Dictionary word:
Whitewash (n): what happens when Rachel Dolezal gets stuck out in the rain
(and her spray tan runs off)

I wanna see a Scooby Doo episode where they solve the case of the “missing black father.”
It’s the end of the episode, the villain is cornered, and the Scooby Doo crew are about to find out who masterminded the caper.
“All right, Rachel Dolezal, president of the Spokane NAACP, now we find out who you really are!”…
Shaggy rips off the mask, everyone gasps, Scooby lets out a hushed “Ruh-roh.”
“Well, it seems Rachel Dolezal is really…Old Man Rachel Dolezal from the run down amusement park, but she’s white!”

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