Now that Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey Circus has shut down after 146 years, both audiences and performers are going to have a lot more time on their hands. Here are plenty of options for filling the void in your life.
Take shrooms at the zoo
Abandon your kids in a regular tent
Protect children from all those unemployed clowns
Get your large mammal abuse fix at SeaWorld instead
Buy their domain name and turn it into a porn site
Throw peanut shells at people on the street instead of people at the circus
Go back to meeting little people for casual sex the old fashioned way (at carnivals)
Enlist in the military as a human cannonball
Take a road trip in a tiny car with 40 of your closest friends.
[sigh] Get into sports…