In searching through Charlize's phone, we found what look like old MySpace rejects. Wonder why she passed on these?


- Keep em coming Ms. Theron!
- I'm loving every minute of the Charlize Theron hack. If I wasn't in love already, a woman who can make a curler like that is simply something special.
- did you know that rick santorum hates happiness so much he is planning on suing California's cows for "public intoxication"?
- No.
- is it just me, or am i the only who who notices that piece of shit in the toilet... it is quite unsightly D:>
- Hahahahaha Can´t stop laughing.... This chick is Crazy!
- In that toilet pic, she looks a lot like Angelina Jolie. Strange.
- hahaha i wish she would date me
- My God i love her.
- still hot~
- ...this time it's the real thing
- im dying..... this $hit is hysterical!!! loven Charlize!! great way to start the morning!!!!
- these are so damn funny! i didn't think i could love charlize any more. super hot! super fuckin' funny. dang!
- so funny...damn this girl is down to earth
- а почему бы не голой показать??
- Nothing sexier than an already hot chick with a sense of humor too!
- Haha - i'm loving these =D big up charlize!
- Thats quite a dump for such a hottie!
- A Hot woman with a since of humor! Nothing better!
- It's funny because it's true. A lot of girls have made duck face at their bathroom mirror without noticing that they didn't flush beforehand. And the first thing is, everybody shits; but nobody wants to see the act or the product, especially as a first impression. The second thing is, duckface is not sexy.
- If this is really her...she's funny as hell & WOW! is she lovely!!!
- Are we really looking at her own shit?
- Awesome :))))
- Dat KRITTERZ a lil SCARY dere an maybe a lil SLAPBONE KRAZY tooz,ya thank?oh well,she shore did a good job on dat one movie she won dat award for ,now i"m not really shore wat to thank? if sheez was just actin or not,i waz a wantin an autograf ,now i"m not shore if i would truz her wit any sharp objects in her handz,mite have to get muh roll on an duk down a dark alley an jump in da dumpster til dat krazy tater goez on buh,mite have tooz take a raincheck on dat kritter,sheez a definetlay a shew in fer a remake of CYBIL,or upgrade ta CYBIL DA WONDER YEARZ,wit dat ole song buh ole merle haggard fer her theme song,kawled,GONE KRAZY! an maybe throw in JOHNNY CASHS ole song! EVERYBODY LUBZ A NUT,AND THE WHOLE WORLD LUBZ A WEIRDO!.i thank sumone mite have fergot an left dat one in da oven a lil too long ,she mite be a lil FRIED,FER SHORE! an i thought i gotz a lil off da chain when i fergetz muh medz,LATER TATER!
- I wish i could take dumps that curled around my toilet bowl...


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