- People are 70% water. Eat people.
- Sleep inside your water bed.
- Semen, says my boyfriend.
- Let a whale swallow you whole.
- Sweat backward.
- It takes gallons and gallons of water to grow one almond. Eat almonds!
- Sit on a sprinkler.
- Bite into a jellyfish and suck whatever comes out.
- Let those tears roll off your check and into your mouth.
- Put ice in every meal you eat. Lasagna plus ice: Mmm mmmm!
- Two words: Butt. Chugging.
- Suck a glacier’s dick.