The LA Winefest went down at Raleigh Studios in Hollywood this past weekend. Natural hangover remedy maker BluCetin had a booth set up where they were giving away samples of their product. They also setup a photo kiosk, ostensibly to get revelers to snap and send photos of/to themselves as a social marketing exercise. But all images are freely available on the site, and from this selection, you can fairly easily deduce what went down at the Sloshy McDrunkenfest.
"Myriam, we're the hottest Persian girls here... I... Wait, who is that?"
"HEY, WHAT'S THIS? OOO, LOOK, ME!!!"
"Please take a sample of BluCetin. Oh, no, it's free. At this point in the conversation, I should tell you I am a convicted sex offender..."
"Thanks for coming to WineFest with me on our first date, Gina. Let's get a picture - you look so great today!"
"...is that freak in the gold mask after me again?"
"I AM HERE TO EAT YOUR FUCKING SOUL."
"Dude, we said we were gonna'thumbs up'... Where's your thumb?"
"I TOLD YOU, GARY, THAT'S HOW I DO IT!"
"Thanks for dropping us off and buying our tickets, Shawn. You can go wait in the car when you get bored."
"I, uh... Oh yeah, OK, I will. Let's get a picture first, so I can send it to my mom."
"How are we both still single?"
"I know, right? Makes no sense..."
"Oooh, Donna, let's get a picture, just you and me. Oh, with these pills. like we're partying with pills. That's hilarious. Oh, and I'll bend over and by right by your rack. That's so funny. Everyone on Facebook will think this is hilarious. Me right next to your boobs, like 'Why is that happening?', you know? So random..."
"Bro, 'freal, bro..."
"I'm the drunkest person in ever!"
"I (hic) MDRUNNESH PERSHONM NN EFFERS!"