Judging by Rhiann0n
And now, the ENVELOPE Please.... RRRRrrip..
Oh my! This is so exciting ~ I'm judging!!! Well, I was going to implore the help of my crystal ball but Obi Wan Kenobi read my mind.
(note from KD, see how Obi and a Shield block the Avatars so the Judgement can be done impartially?!)
Just like my farting-turkey-giblets joke, these are the - Gross but, Funny caps:
drwho's - "Well you got me kid, I did shit those out this morning"
Ichronic's - "We're gonna need a bigger butt."
Kristi51's - "Wow dad I never knew you could get elephantitis in your cock."
Mental Picture Caps are very important, especially when one has ADHD ~ SQUIRREL! Thank you guys, I probably will not be able to sleep tonight:
Paulthezombie's - "How much wood could little Chuck suck if little Chuck could suck wood? (I'm probably going to hell for that one.)"
Jellybean13's - "Beavers just damage my wood but you boy, you know how to handle my wood just right."
theDIRTYmidget's - "That’ some fine wood-handlin’, there, Mark."
Now, for the count down – The Top 10 Captions are. . .
10. runsilentrundeep's - "Dad, what exactly is 'the burning man festival'?"
9. csymonz's - “Mizz Palin is the mysterious bag who holds that thar secret: MAVERICK...."
8. mervin79's - "You know why they called Rock Hudson,Rock, the same reason why they call me The Rifleman."
(note from Spydergirl - OMG! I actually know who Rock Hudson was!)
7. bubbalicious' - "Your momma needed two hands to hold my wood, too." "Pa, that's not funny."
6. Kristi51's - "Once you've finished sucking my dick you can kiss my ass, welcome to the world of work son."
5. phukuhp's - "thanks for the help son, now let's go find that whore."
4. jitterbug's –
"1st reaction: Nostalgia for the "Rifleman" and the coolest opening ever, combined with my penchant for collecting comics at that time;
2nd reaction: it looks like pa sprouted some wood;
3rd reaction: how dirty my mind has become;
4th reaction: (after reading other posts,) how filthy minded all these fuckers are!
5th reaction: these are my kind of people."
3. gottadime's - "Lucas was relieved his son didn't bring home a faggot of sticks. Cause America was so innocent then..."
2. rockdanz's - "Aw, I'm not circumcised, that's all."
and my most favorite!:
1. JEFFER's - "Lets talk about TEX Baby, Lets talk about you and Me"
(Thanks Spydergirl, I think you did a FANTASTIC job – may you have Champagne Kisses and Caviar Dreams! And Thank You everyone for participating, please take a moment and let Spydergirl know how we appreciate her efforts!)
GOODNIGHT AND HAVE A PLEASANT TOMORROW!!
America was so innocent then...