I remember the first day of my first real job. You know, like a job with a desk. And I had to bring a briefcase. And wear pantyhose and non-sneakers.
So, I had to bring my own laptop and during my orientation my new boss was standing behind me and asked me to google something.
Well, I forgot to erase my history and as I was googling the term, I made a type-O and an old search of mine came up involving gay porn.
A few days before that, I was writing a funny email to a friend and I wanted to make a gay porn joke. So, I prefer truth in comedy and I wanted to use a real gay porn title. Hence, I googled it.
I explained this to boss as he gaped at my computer screen. He said I passed my first lesson of my orientation: when in doubt, google it.
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