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Published March 16, 2010
hi folks its march and all is brilliant in the world of the great ginger god of pies.
My mind has basically contantly on download 2009 the 1 tghing that is garenteed to stay the same in my calander until well ever as it is my holiday.If your going give me a shout there is a slice of sausage otr haggis for any1 who finds me (that is not camping with me you shall be covered people)
Anyhoo on to other things alot has happened that has sadly stoped me writting for a couple of weeks (the ideas are still comming though) and i have decided the first album?show will be called songs about sex ( as thats all i seem to be writtilng at the momment).
so hopefully another couple of months or so i will have a decent enough set to start doing gigs and show you i mean buisiness or should that be entertainment ....... i dont know actually
Another brilliant thing that has happened is that i have a new job (you know the one that actually makes me money to live withjust like you) its is working as an aprentise butcher with my local butcher who makes the best pork sausage in scotland(fact they won it last year dont believe me check it out there called r.brown and sons)
so thats good anyway below is some ginger facts ive found and just wanted to bring them to your attention hope you enjoy them.

I am now away to watch commic relief i have donated please do the same and help poeple in africa and the uk it only cost £5 to buy a malerea net £35 will buy a safe house for abanodoned children in africa and £50 will feed an african familey for a whole month so please donate what you can to a good cause.




Bees are thought to sting redheads more than others.
just plainly wtf?

The highest percentage of natural redheads in the world is in Scotland (13%), followed closely by Ireland with 10%. In the US, about 2% of the population are natural redheads.
that just means that im brilliant and unique your not so deal with it lol

Redheads don't turn grey. Red hair turned sandy, then white. They are also found to loose their color later in life than people carrying other hair colors.
Well known of this applies to me as bauldness is herredtary in my familey and whatever side you look at i am going to be bauld within 5 years     bollocks

In the late 16th century, the fat of a redheaded man was an essential ingredient for poison.
Brilliant you mean if an evil supervillian has run out of money or has no acsess to deadly wepons its good to know that the bastard will kill me and cut me up just to get to my fat ye could atleast try lypo suction first at least id appreciate that.

In France, to be redheaded is thought to be a fate so dire that some women have formed a “Proud to be Red” association.
well lets look at the bigger picture WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT THE FRENCH plus i myself is a proud member of the brilliant group that cathrein tate started hersef Gingers for Justice

In Poland, if you pass three red-heads you'll win the state lottery-Sylvia Stevez
Does that mean if me and three red head friends ill win the lottey I DONT FUCKING THINK SO if that was a true fact id live in poland

In Greek Mythology, redheads turn into Vampires when they die.
doesnt that mean that to kill me forever i need to be shot by a silver bullett (which would never happen in scotland as we are just too stingey)or staped threw the heart by a wooden stake(dont know how it work were you live but we gennerally make big blunt objects called 'CHIBS'not spikes that means that you dont get to hit them as much. Thats just not fun)

Redheadday is the name of a Dutch summer festival that takes place each first weekend of September in the city of Breda, the Netherlands. The two-day festival is a gathering of people with natural red hair, but is also focused on art related to the colour red. Activities during the festival are lectures, workshops and demonstrations. The festival attracts attendance from 20 countries and is free due to sponsorship of the local government.
This just sounds like another excuse to go to de nederlands and enjoy the the relaxed laws in some cafes and ......achem adult entertainment clubs yes.

the great ginger god of pies
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