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September 08, 2017

I've heard of 420, but 69?

It is well documented that Al Gore invented the internet in the early 90s. His goal in creating an interconnected computer network was to bring people from across the globe together. Much like Frankenstein’s creature, the internet took on a life of its own, and moved away from its inventor’s original vision.

Either way, here are the 9 best responses to the question, “What Does It Mean To 69 During Sex?” on Yahoo Answers.

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Thanks for making this so clear, Dave! This couldn’t have been more helpful!

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Wow - an explanation and a riddle! This is fun and informative. Thank, Ray K!

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It’s helpful to know that 69ing involves two tasks! What those tasks are, nobody knows. Thanks for the insight, Lora!

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Wait, that’s it?! Well, I guess I’ve 69’d a ton of times then! Thanks, X-beth-X!

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Ohhh, I see! Thanks, Martin. You’ve left me with no further questions!

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Thank you for turning this into a math problem - there’s nothing sexier than algebra! Peace and love, Spirit!

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Wikipedia includes the positions too? Sick! Thank you so much for your help, Zaferus!

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Wow, that was a close call - the internet almost tricked you into explaining what it means to 69. Way to be ahead of the curve, Free Thnkr!

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Okay, now people are just being stupid.