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October 01, 2010

I've entitled this blog the lift, now you read that title and sure most of you are confused of what I am talking about, or have never actually experienced the lift (for my high school readers). Well let me begin by telling everyone that the lift is one of the greatest things any guy can experience...it's one of those experiences where you know magic is gonna happen. Now I know what you are all thinking, "what the hell is this lift that Johnny is talking about?"

Well let me premise this that in the last couple of weeks, I have experienced the lift multiple times and I can say for a fact, it never disappoints. So now, I am going to tell you all what the "Lift" is. To do this I am going to describe the events that lead up to the "Lift" and the rest will be up to you to figure out on your own. Now then, guys let's say you meet a pretty girl, in class, at a bar, or at a party you begin the night with getting to know them, and that's fun. Maybe over dinner, drinks and a movie, you learn about this pretty girl. Now for some this happens in one night, for others it takes a couple of "dates" if you will to get to the point where things move to the bedroom. You know you start making out things begin to get a little aggressive, you pull the left handed snap (***for those interested in learning the art of the left handed snap leave comments and I can write a blog on that exciting subject) and you unleash a pair of most likely amazing breasts.

At this point things are getting a little hot and heavy, and you want to take things to the next level (if you have read other blogs of mine, you know that the next step is sex, not oral) and you aren't sure you have the ready set go from the girl. The question: what is the point when you know that you are ok to go in and get your dick wet? The answer my friend is the lift. The girl rises up from her backside and raises her beautiful bum and gives you the ok to go ahead and pull those jeans off, and don't be afraid to take that lace thong of her's off as well.

That gentlemen is when you have experienced the "Lift"... Now the rest of the story as it is made will be up to you my loyal readers who have waited months to get a new story from me. And as a reminder..."Don't be a fool, wrap your tool!"