Florida legalized gay marriage! Although they are the 36th state to do so, this is big news because unlike, say, State #13 Delaware, Florida, is full of awesome places to get married, and alligators. I mean seriously, who the hell wants to get married in alligator-less Delaware?
The 6 Top Places To Get Gay Married In Florida
- A discount snake smuggling emporium
- Whilst wrestling an alligator at Gatorland
- Trapped in an unlocked feces-laden closet with this couple (new couple friends! Brunch!)
- At any of Florida’s scenic meth labs
- On a beautiful beach, but officiated by the whale from Blackfish (he is a Reform Rabbi)
- Disney World