CONFIDENTIAL SCRIPT!! ONLY READ IF YOU WORK FOR AMC’S THE WAKING DEAD!!
Hi! If you’re reading this right now that means you work for my favorite show, The Walking Dead. As we approach Sunday’s Season 5 premiere, I have ONE request: Please let that piece of shit Carl finally get what’s coming to him. Beloved characters come and go on The Walking Dead but, for some reason, the worst person on television always come out scot-free.
But I’m willing to do my part! In an effort to make this the best season yet, I’ve taken the liberty of actually writing up a episode. Please understand that by reading this script you are entering into a binding agreement to produce and air it. The good news is, I’m so eager to see this on TV that I’m not even charging!! This is a FREE episode of The Walking Dead!! (Please don’t tell the WGA!!)
Seriously — I’m sure you all agree with me how terrible Carl is. And, if you don’t, do a quick Twitter search. I’m not alone.
And now … The Walking Dead Season 5
Thanks for reading! Look forward to hearing from you!