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June 15, 2010
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Those Were Different Times Contest #66

Introducing: When Pea-Pickers Get Together ~ Tennessee Ernie Ford sings the Green Giant (and everybody's) favorite folk songs"
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and the best "Form Of A Knock Knock Joke" Award goes to:
JUST FOR THE FUN OF IT...
There were three boys in the green valley classroom: one named Zip, one named Dick, and one named Pea. Their teacher leaves the room for a moment, so Zip gets on top of the cupboard, Dick goes inside the cupboard, and Pee jumps around outside.
The teacher returns and yells, "Zip down, Dick out, and Pea in the corner!"
-phukuhp

9. "This one time..at Pea-picker camp..I stuck my lil' sprout into his mouth harp."
-chuckling

8. The Green Giant was arrested today for picking his pea-nis.
-gerhardguffaw

7. … they smoke some of those Good Things From The Garden.
-MacSpruce

6. Songs to freeze your ass off.
-Mae

5.5. What would the Green Giant be without his Ho's?
5. Tennessee Williams wrote a play when pee pee suckers get together in Greenwich Village.
-drwho

4.5. Bonus song • "HOW THE DIRTY MIDGET'S SENSE OF HUMOR EARNED HIM ETERNAL DAMNATION"
4. Contains the #1 Hit "THE INBREEDER'S WALTZ".
-theDIRTYmidget

3.5. peas don't taste right unless picked by children who are paid 20 cents an hour
3. this is the exact moment the The Green Giant dropped the Jolly and went on a murderous rampage
-bigjas

2.75. "Ummm, excuse me, Mr. Ford, I know I'm just a giant in a leaf toga & don't know diddly-shit, but perhaps you may, uh, want to think about, er, I dunno, teaching these kids to pick peas instead of mindless folly? The pea industry is highly competitive, & you're setting these kids up for complete failure."
2.5the court order dictated that J.G. Giant not come within 300 yards of children, fire, guitars, canteens, fun, bad singing, or roasted weenies. It's like they're taunting him.
2. "Mr. Ford, why does the giant live in this violent region of Afghanistan?"
-trident

1.5. YEEEEESS... THE GIANT LIKES TO WATCH.
1. just remember kids... if you hear the giant say, fee fie fo fum, run for your lives.
-phukuhp

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