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Published May 22, 2012

I am so sick of the assholes that fly and don't know what a nuisance they are.  So here is my list of the 5 people I would like to punch in the face on an airplane.

  1. Fatty McFatfuck: Oh shit...here comes the guy that has to turn side to side to get down the isle.  Please not next to me.....fuuuuuuuuccccccckkkkkk.  Look tons of fun, you need to be walking to all of your destinations.  I'm pretty sure I just got diabetes when you sat down.
  2. The Screaming Kid: Oh, yea, I'll hit a kid.  We need more of that these days anyway.  We get it Jimmy, mom had to turn off your movie player for takeoff, but don't think I won't knock your screaming teeth out, cause you punch like a bitch.
  3. Doesn't Know His Boundries Guy:  You know who I am talking about.  That fuckface that doesn't know about personal space.  His leg and arm are always pressed against you and he's hunched over on you.  Learn airplane ettiquette dick.
  4. Has To Pee Immediately Bitch: I'm sorry I have to pee......What?  We haven't even finished boarding yet.  What the fuck were you doing in the boarding area??  Maybe after punching you in the face I will kick you in the fucking ovary.
  5. 4000 Carry-On Item Guy: How in the fuck did you get by security with all of that shit???  What the fuck is that a poster of?  Fuck punching you in the face, I am going to strangle you with Fatty's seat belt extender.

I fucking hate flying.

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