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Published November 04, 2008
Everyone talks about that feeling ya get when someone scratches a chalk board.  What ever, bring on the chalk board!These are some of the things that give me that same feeling....1) Glasses or dinner plates right out of the dishwasherAm I the only one that would rather have scorpions stinging my eyeballs then unload a dishwasher? When I see the green light on Dry Cycle, thats my cue to head for the crapper or the grocery store.  I am 32 years old and can only use plastic cups because I cant touch glasses. Going out for dinner can be very embarrassing if they don't have straws.2) The fuzzy white shit on the top of a Tylenol or Advil bottleThis is probably my worst.  I would rather deal with a migraine then touch that fluffy white disaster. What is it for anyways!?!?!?  "Oh I'm so cute I look like a little cloud". Fuck off little cloud, nobody likes you! I have to use tweezers or the end of a toothbrush to dig it out.  God, I'm feeling sick just thinking about it.  3) Popsicle SticksI was always that quirky kid that had to put the wrapper from the popsicle around the wooden stick so I did not drop it in the dirt.  SICK! Why cant they make the stick out of plastic. I also hate wooden spoons and trees. Do you think I have a problem?Jeff
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