MAR. 13, 2012
A new study shows that drinking coffee regularly can actually lengthen your life span.
Well, it will at least help prevent your co-workers from killing you.
Construction is underway for a new solar-powered Apple centre in North Carolina, the first of its kind to be powered by the sun.
For those Apple users not in the know, the sun is that glowing fireball in the sky you haven’t seen in a while.
Some Swedish consumers are in a class-action lawsuit against a Scandinavian chocolate company after one of their products falsely claimed they would find love and joy in a bag of their candy.
Instead, the chocolate just laid there, and made them do all the work.
Two men watching the Chicago Symphony Orchestra reportedly got in a fist fight over their seat assignments this week.
It took several minutes to break up the fight, much to the relief of every husband in the audience.
A small town in Italy has issued a new law that makes it illegal for citizens to die.
It has led to the emergence of the town’s most popular epitaph: “You din’t see nuttin’.”
A woman in Georgia was rescued after being trapped in her garbage chute for nearly an hour while trying to fish out her cell phone.
She’s safe for now, but she is still white trash.
Rick Santorum’s campaign says that despite the fact Mitt Romney is ahead of him in the polls, they think he can emerge as the frontrunner as “time is on their side”.
Specifically, the year 1950.