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Published April 16, 2014
Mr. @notTJMiller has taken over! Tweet questions for him @funnyordie NOW & read answers here: http://t.co/eZ3JYpiXaW pic.twitter.com/lGb8Kmi2uI — Funny Or Die (@funnyordie) April 11, 2014 HELLO EVERYONE! I'm T.J. Miller, and now. Now. NOW I am control of FOD's twitter account. Asks me questions and ignore my absurdity!#YogiB! — Funny Or Die (@funnyordie) April 11, 2014 I of course prefer questions about my fake music album (which is NOT selling how I expected, so pick it up #guys) and Yogi Bear 3D.... — Funny Or Die (@funnyordie) April 11, 2014 Is anyone ever like "whatevs", and you slap them across the face, and they say "you just slapped me for abbreviating!"? Say "whatever." — Funny Or Die (@funnyordie) April 11, 2014 @BankruptAustin I do fuck until I truck, lot of people don't know that. So I'll fuck till I get a Class C license, start with short hauls... — Funny Or Die (@funnyordie) April 11, 2014 @AmishBMachine oh Samson is no match for my mane of hair, I look like Jesus got in a bad breakup. I look like an alcoholic clown. Toddler. — Funny Or Die (@funnyordie) April 11, 2014 “@Lebrunal: would you like to meet your french brother ? pic.twitter.com/ZnAlF7IjfL” absolutely not. I only like Spaniard brethren. — Funny Or Die (@funnyordie) April 11, 2014 @elizaperganico i do sign spin, I worked as a sign spinner when I first moved to this strip mall of a city Los Angeles. I'm a juggler too. — Funny Or Die (@funnyordie) April 11, 2014 @TF1584 the answer to life is it's meaningless, absurd, and once we face the nihilism we can overcome it to create out own meaning. — Funny Or Die (@funnyordie) April 11, 2014 @ChrisEleven my seizures were caused by an AVM, a congenital disorder, and so they removed a good ball size portion of my brain, I'm fine! — Funny Or Die (@funnyordie) April 11, 2014 @Jdacey0808 can't use the puzzle, we made a bong out of a game Perplexus, which the guys are obsessed with. I smoke that sweet fake weed. — Funny Or Die (@funnyordie) April 11, 2014 @NBaker62709311 nonexistent. I haven't has a vowel movement since I moved to Los Angeles and has colon closure surgery. — Funny Or Die (@funnyordie) April 11, 2014 @CMDRDecks we are working to make @gorburger a television show, tell @fusetv to get it together and put Gorburger on tv! — Funny Or Die (@funnyordie) April 11, 2014 @RudeBoyBrewing the most overrated comedian you've never heard of. — Funny Or Die (@funnyordie) April 11, 2014 @Tttea I can relate to Kenny loggins but I'm not related go him. — Funny Or Die (@funnyordie) April 11, 2014 @thehimos never tried but I know a marmot can smell semen from a mile aways. And they aren't having any of it. — Funny Or Die (@funnyordie) April 11, 2014 @RIRHKyleA no Cloverfield 2, J.J. Is smart enough to leave well enough alone UNLIKE SOME PEOPLE WHO REMADE PSYCHO AND MADE IT FUNNY PEOPLE. — Funny Or Die (@funnyordie) April 11, 2014 @justjean333 there is no meaning. I will reiterate this and reiterate it: once you face nihilism with honesty then you can build your own. — Funny Or Die (@funnyordie) April 11, 2014 @knowitall73 this morning as I took it out of yer mother's mouth! If your mother's my girlfriend. Is she? I don't know who my girlfriend is. — Funny Or Die (@funnyordie) April 11, 2014 @nottjmiller that's regarding which is what autocorrext says 'retarded' should be but it can't correct it's own name. But really. Regarded.— Funny Or Die (@funnyordie) April 11, 2014 @nottjmiller in fact, why are you tweeting with me? I'm you. I'm T.J. But I took over this account.— Funny Or Die (@funnyordie) April 11, 2014 @nottjmiller look you poser, your fake music album wasn't even real, you look like a dumpy @Sethrogen and I can't listen to your standup.— Funny Or Die (@funnyordie) April 11, 2014 @nottjmiller no one can listen to your standup bc your teeth & jaw are taking all their attention & putting it toward assessing ugliness.— Funny Or Die (@funnyordie) April 11, 2014 @nottjmiller alright T.J., I'm gonna go back to answering questions for another couple minutes from REAL PEOPLE WITH REAL ACTING ABILITY.— Funny Or Die (@funnyordie) April 11, 2014 @nottjmiller that was a good one man. #milehightillidie talk soon. I'm you. So you'll hear me when I talk to me then. Bye.— Funny Or Die (@funnyordie) April 11, 2014 @CarlsonZack mike sounds truly like a cross between hank hill and butthead. It's amazing. He's pretty cool about doing OGMs too.— Funny Or Die (@funnyordie) April 11, 2014 @HenryWofford count chicka has many vices!! He will sometimes give the Trix bunny cunninlingus while he eats fruit loops. Very fruity.— Funny Or Die (@funnyordie) April 11, 2014 @StunnerStunning my @anthonyjeselnik mask is for sale for 6K, you should seriously consider it.— Funny Or Die (@funnyordie) April 11, 2014 @rosepetalpistol @nottjmiller I only eat cobbler! I insist you and the pool boy go into the pool house witch is also my apartment!— Funny Or Die (@funnyordie) April 11, 2014 @epicdaddy25 I do believe @peteholmes is me and I am him in many ways. And we are both @nickvatterott . None of us are @TheMaskedBandit .— Funny Or Die (@funnyordie) April 11, 2014 @RTeigenJr @MikeJudge is the best. Absolutely adorable. So nice. Really a genial fellow. pic.twitter.com/I2MRKG4sow— Funny Or Die (@funnyordie) April 11, 2014 @heytoddstone the older the astronaut the hotter the inter orbit entry into the stratosphere! LADIESSSSZ— Funny Or Die (@funnyordie) April 11, 2014 @Justin_Hancock I love buying a good bag of hair on a Sunday. Just going out, hair shopping with @nickvatterott , finding a good satchel.— Funny Or Die (@funnyordie) April 11, 2014 @elizaperganico I was at oddball fest by @funnyordie , me, T.J., and the memory is worth it's weight in gold, of Chapelle from the wings.— Funny Or Die (@funnyordie) April 11, 2014 “@ElectricNeel: TJ, fuck marry kill - DJ Tanner, BJ Armstrong, OJ Simpson" it's "T.J." With periods, Kneel! NEIL! Fuck DJ, marry BJ kill OJ— Funny Or Die (@funnyordie) April 11, 2014 @GrouchoMarxist who wants to listen to me fight with me? Not me. So I'm signing off. You guys are fun. I tried to answer as many as quickly.— Funny Or Die (@funnyordie) April 11, 2014 GOODBYE EVERYONE! Thanks for putting up with us. You're the best. Each and everyone of you. Except Neil. #theworst pic.twitter.com/7nHnBtgntU— Funny Or Die (@funnyordie) April 11, 2014
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