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March 04, 2010
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So the leader of the "American Family Association" took some time out of his busy gay bashing schedule to take a shot at Tilikum, the killer whale who ate it's trainer last week. And he quoteth the Biblith and sayith to thee: "If the counsel of the Judeo-Christian tradition had been followed, Tilikum would have been put out of EVERYONE's MISERY back in 1991 and would not have had the opportunity to claim 2 more human lives...says the ancient civil code of Israel "When an ox gores a man or a woman to death (gays okay), the ox shall be stoned and it's flesh shall not be eaten."" Does the ancient civil code of Israel say anything about Killer Whales, though? Cuz' we're not talking about an ox that helped with farming (how exactly would you get an ox "stoned" any way??), or a domestic animal of sorts. We are talking about a 500 tonne mammal that belongs in the vast ocean and not locked ina traning pond jumping through hoops to impress a bunch of hot dog chomping tourists. I don't think Tilikum applied for this job and I think we can disqualify the second MURDER victim since dude jumped past the fence/security to take a midnight dip with, let me remind you what it's called again A KILLER WHALE. Not a whale-ox or anything written about in the ancient scripts of Israel. So, why don't you leave Tilikum alone and get back to...you hate everything right? So, go burn some Anne Rice books or inevent a car seat for your 17 year old or something.
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