I'm not sure that everybody realizes this yet so here it is. Tornadoes are bad! If you see one then RUN!! AND tornadoes are very destructive! See that house? *BAM* Not anymore! So let's recap...
- Tornadoes are BAD
- Tornadoes are VERY DESTRUCTIVE
So she sees the tornado and she does the thing that most people think of when they see a tornado. She calls her mom and grabs her videocamera! Thank God her mom was home!
Here's how I envision that conversation going...
WOMAN: Hi mom, I just am coming home and guess what?
MOM: You never call me anymore! Why don't you call?
WOMAN: Mom, don't start with that! I'm calling you now, aren't I?
MOM: All I'm saying is that you never call!
WOMAN: MOM! So I'm driving home and guess what?
WOMAN: I see a tornado! So I stopped and thought, "HOW COOL! I should call my mom and tell her about it!!! It's like across the field from me!"
MOM: You're kidding, right?
WOMAN: NO! I've got my video camera out and I'm filming it right now!
MOM: You're looking at a tornado...right now...right where you're at?
WOMAN: Well it's a little ways away but I see things blowing up and everything. It looks very amazing! You have to see this! OH LOOK...I can see vehicles spinning in it!
MOM: (yells) ARE YOU COMPLETELY DUMB?!?!
WOMAN: See..this is why I never call you!!!! You always make me feel bad for calling you!
MOM: Honey, I love you but there's a GREAT BIG TORNADO COMING RIGHT FOR YOU! WAKE UP! GET THE HECK OUTTA THERE!
WOMAN: Oh look..it's getting really close now! This is going to be so amazing! I'm going to call CNN with this as soon as I'm done. I'll be a star mom!
MOM: Honey..listen to me! I'm your mom! You need to go home NOW!
WOMAN: I'm not going to call you anymore if you're going to treat me like a complete moron. I have a life now!
MOM: HONEY! Are you still there? I can barely hear you!
WOMAN: Oh look...it's across the road from me now. THIS IS LOOKING GREAT IN THE VIDEO CAMERA! (yells) MOM! I said..it's....wind...big....black...oh...my....God...it's ....PHONE GOES DEAD
So boys and girls...the next time you're out and see something big, black and can rip trees out of the earth and toss houses around like building blocks, remember NOT to call your Mom first!!!!