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Published December 09, 2012

HOW TO COPE WITH NO THE WALKING DEAD
BY
JOSHUA PROCTOR

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With no Walking Dead to watch until February some of you might get kind of down. So here are some things to do to help remind you of your favorite show until in returns.

1. Have sex with your best friend's wife
2. Limit your black male friends to just one at a time
3. Make everyone call you governor
4. Cut off some redneck's right hand and replace it with a blade
5. Voluntarily go to prison and while there kill someone with a hatchet
6. Shoot your mother in the face
7. Cut off some old dude's leg
8. Get a fish tank full of heads
9. Burn down a farm
10. Answer fake phone calls from your dead wife.
11. Have a veterinarian perform surgery on your son
12. Find a kid named Penny and lock her in a vent in the wall.
13. Leave your friends messages on the ground with cut up body parts
14. Stab your governor in the eye with glass
15. Find a man and his son. Tell them to meet you in Atlanta and then never see them again
16. Dig random graves and don't use them
17. Go to funerals and make sure the dead won't turn
18. Murder the National Guard
19.  Spend a pointless 30mins at the end of your day recapping your day
20. Try to give away a Kia that nobody wants
21. Ruin the Sunday Night NFL game ratings
22. ...........and I guess eat people would be a good way


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