Stop me if you’ve heard this one before. Two anti-abortion activists create fake identities to infiltrate a fetal tissue lab in order to expose misconduct. They take the organization behind the research labs to court, hoping to incriminate and dismantle it, but instead are indicted themselves on felony charges of tampering with a government record (the fake identification cards they used.)

C'mon! You’re not familiar with that one? It’s the one where the accused organization, Planned Parenthood, was put on congressional trial, subjected to numerous federal investigations, and publicly hung to friggin dry,because of deceitful propaganda videos released by aforementioned imposters, who operated under a fake company called Biomax Procurement Services.

Well, if you don’t know it, you oughta. It’s a classic. We’re talking beautifully implemented comeuppance. The kinda shit Shakespeare woulda creamed himself over. We gotta get this Houston jury looking at Steven Avery’s prosecution team next. This is the next Hamilton.

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