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November 07, 2016
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The spirits know all.

Is my dad in the spirit world or just ignoring my texts like usual?


What’s the WiFi password at this Panera?


Have you seen Lost?
Follow-up: Really?


Is Casper truly a friendly ghost or just like “friendly” to your face, but talks shit about you behind your back?


Are you a hot spirit?
Follow-up:Like a 9 out of 10 or what?
Follow-up: Well, can I talk to any 9 out of 10 spirits?


Why is my Panera order taking so long to make?


Is Casper talking shit about me?
Follow-up: Whoa, do a lot of people not like me?
Follow-up: Why the hell not?


Is that my dad working at this Panera?


Does the spirit world have television?
Follow-up: So why haven’t you watched Lost?
Follow-up: Who said it sucked?
Follow-up: Casper’s a real asshole, isn’t he?


Is Tupac really dead or just ignoring my texts like usual?


My Panera order tastes funny, did someone spit in my sandwich?
Follow-up: Was it my dad?


Is God real, and if so, is God hot? Like at least a 9 out of 10?


When am I going to die?
Follow-up: How?
Follow-up:Who kills me?
Follow-up: Why would my dad do that?
Follow-up: Casper told him to?
Follow-up: Casper fucking sucks.

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