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October 10, 2014

10 Great One Liner Jokes

Q: What’s the difference between your job and a dead prostitute?

A: Your job still sucks!

Just read that 4,153,237 people got married last year, not to cause any trouble but shouldn’t that be an even number?

Lazy People Fact #5812672793

You were too lazy to read that number.

Boy: “Want to hear a joke about my dick? Never mind, its too long.”

Girl: “Wanna hear a joke about my pussy? Never mind, you won’t get it.”

What did the elephant say to a naked man?

Hey that’s cute but can you breath through it?

I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there.

Say what you want about deaf people

“I’m sorry” and “I apologize” mean the same thing, except when you’re at a funeral.

I was in NYC and a black guy asked me if the Yankees won. I replied, “Yeah, man, you’re free.”

I organized a threesome last night. There were a few no-shows, but I still had fun.