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December 13, 2016
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You know the rules - thou shall not use the lord's name in blasphemy - or something, whatever Man, it's a joke, lighten up a little.

You know the rules - thou shall not use the lord’s name in blasphemy - or something, whatever Man, it’s a joke, lighten up a little. Here are some God expletives that will show you’re just breaking His balls.


GOD DAMN IT you can say it to me now, I don’t care, it’s what friends do.


MOTHER OF GOD I’m joking, obviously, your mom’s the best.


JESUS FUCKING CHRIST I SAY THIS TO ALL MY FRIENDS DON’T TAKE IT SO PERSONALLY.


OH MY FUCKING GOD, ARE YOU KIDDING ME because I am.


I don’t mean a word of this but FUCK YOU GOD YOU’RE THE REASON MY DOG IS DEAD.


THE EARTH SUCKS HUMANITY SUCKS YOU SUCK at taking a joke apparently you know I love you.


GOD MURDERED EGYPTIAN CHILDREN but whatever, come on Man, let’s get taco salads.

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