You know the rules - thou shall not use the lord’s name in blasphemy - or something, whatever Man, it’s a joke, lighten up a little. Here are some God expletives that will show you’re just breaking His balls.
GOD DAMN IT you can say it to me now, I don’t care, it’s what friends do.
MOTHER OF GOD I’m joking, obviously, your mom’s the best.
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST I SAY THIS TO ALL MY FRIENDS DON’T TAKE IT SO PERSONALLY.
OH MY FUCKING GOD, ARE YOU KIDDING ME because I am.
I don’t mean a word of this but FUCK YOU GOD YOU’RE THE REASON MY DOG IS DEAD.
THE EARTH SUCKS HUMANITY SUCKS YOU SUCK at taking a joke apparently you know I love you.
GOD MURDERED EGYPTIAN CHILDREN but whatever, come on Man, let’s get taco salads.