Jaden Smith is in the news for being spotted wearing a dress, to which he immediately tweeted his progressive stance on flouting gender and social norms.

This follows one of the most memorable New York Times interviews in recent memory in which Jaden and his sister Willow, children of stars Will Smith and Jada Pinkett-Smith, revealed to readers their interests in quantum physics, ancient texts, and the illusory holographic nature of reality.

From the mounting data, there is only one logical conclusion: Jaden and Willow are ethereal beings that have existed since the beginning of time. Use the slider to explore the images of the archaeological evidence below.


The Chauvet-Pont-d'Arc Cave

Within cave paintings dating back 30,000 years, two familiar teenage figures can be seen hunting down a mammoth.


Ancient Egypt

Depicted in these hieroglyphics found inside the Great Pyramid of Giza, figures who greatly resemble Willow and Jaden are seen bestowing the gift of learning unto the falcon-headed sun god, Ra.


1945 Yalta Conference

In this photo of the historic summit between Churchill, Stalin, and Roosevelt, a teenage boy and girl can be seen in the background conferring with military personnel.


Pillars of Creation

In this 1995 photograph taken by the Hubble Space Telescope of interstellar gas in the Eagle Nebula, two very recognizable faces can be seen in the massive clouds of hydrogen and dust.


Han Dynasty

This scroll, dating to 100 AD in China shows what appears to be Willow smith reading a book with her own face on the cover, indicated she is both the books reader and author.


Ancient Maya

Mayan mural paintings such as this one from 790 AD depict a familiar girl seeming to whip her hair back and forth. The figures around her seemed to be very inspired by what she is doing.


Nazca Lines

The mysterious Nazca lines of Peru, thought to be created by or for extraterrestrial creatures, also seem to depict the two Smiths chilling in some hoodies.


Shroud of Turin

A closer look at the shroud — which some believe was the burial tunic of Jesus of Nazareth — reveals a manufacturer’s label with the text “Product of Jaden & Willow Shroud Fashions, Inc.”


The Voynich Manuscript

The mysterious medieval tome written in an unknown language was found to have Willow’s author photo on the jacket.

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