When Donald Trump dropped out of the seventh (seriously??) Republican debate, he promised Fox News a serious drop in ratings. Fortunately, Stephen Colbert volunteered to pick up those ratings, and since he did it in under five seconds and knocked any visible flecks of dust off of the ratings, we’re pretty sure they’re still good to eat.

Anyways, let’s all go ahead and watch Donald Trump embarrass himself in The Late Show‘s All-Trump debate.