Every time you go online it’s political chaos. Well, not here. This is a break from all that. Enjoy the best tweets of the week about anything else!
I can't take my brother anywhere no more, I caught him eating mannequin ass smh. pic.twitter.com/93tIA7ECTp— HATEUHOES™ (@CptnClout) August 25, 2017
>sheldon please pass the salt— Jinsang (@RamuneDelight) August 26, 2017
>mmmdid you mean sodium chloride, mother?
*LAUGH TRACK * pic.twitter.com/mHwrrb9251
my little brother just rolled a joint with a dam piece of rotini as the crutch pic.twitter.com/ln75cjERcG— SADDLECREEKTOURLlif3 (@dazedinheaven) August 27, 2017
[holding a device in my hand that contains the accumulated knowledge of mankind]— Beverlicious (@blade_funner) August 29, 2017
Banksy you beautiful bastard you've done it again pic.twitter.com/eSYjChVubM— Chris Person (@Papapishu) August 28, 2017
genie: please no— Tami Cru (@TamiCru) August 29, 2017
millipede: more legs
Still one of my fave bojack background jokes... pic.twitter.com/T8Ecn7IaZw— Lisa Hanawalt (@lisadraws) August 31, 2017
"I'm glad to see you."— Karen Kilgariff (@KarenKilgariff) August 28, 2017
-everyone on Game of Thrones
really just spent two minutes like "why would you shame someone with tuna?" pic.twitter.com/jACWpwJBET— tech fleece tormund (@the_blueprint) August 28, 2017
everyone knows 666 is the number of the beast but very few know 74 is the sleep number of the beast— rachelle mandik (@rachelle_mandik) August 27, 2017
"Name's Bond, James Bond. And you are..?" pic.twitter.com/BwP41luOex— Marshall Julius (@MarshallJulius) August 25, 2017
I fucking hate doing things— Tamara Yajia (@DancesWithTamis) August 25, 2017
Am I supposed to read this straight across from left to right? Or each sign on its own? pic.twitter.com/jQvnEI5UKM— Dan Broadbent (@aSciEnthusiast) August 24, 2017
Mama husky ran out of ink while giving birth pic.twitter.com/jHPASXf2Fd— Lasto (@La5to) August 24, 2017
I can't imagine a movie about an "Information Technology" department being scary but I trust Stephen King and still want to see "IT."— Paul Rust (@paulrust) August 30, 2017
If you never had a deep late night conversation at one of these tables with your friends at 1AM, wyd pic.twitter.com/uJFyt3OVmK— anthony (@xForcades) August 24, 2017
took a DNA test and found out I'm 100% back on my bullshit— Chelsea MacMillan (@chelseaamac) August 24, 2017
Phew! That was nice. See ya next week for more relief!