A new study conducted by researchers from the University of Missouri reveals that there are four distinct classifications of drunk people: “Ernest Hemingway,” “Mary Poppins,” “The Nutty Professor,” and “Mr. Hyde.” “Ernest Hemingway” types tend to remain similar to how they are when sober when they are drunk. “Mary Poppins” drunks tend to become more agreeable, conscientious, and friendly when they drink. “The Nutty Professor” types are quiet when sober and become boisterous when drunk. “Mr. Hyde” style drunkards are “less responsible, less intellectual, and more hostile” than usual when drinking.

What kind of drunk person are you? Take our quiz to find out!



If you scored mostly “A,” you are “Ernest Hemingway.” If you scored mostly “B,” you are “Mary Poppins.” If you scored mostly “C,” you are “The Nutty Professor.” If you scored mostly “D,” you are “Mr. Hyde.” If you scored mostly “E,” you are definitely blackout drunk right now. If you scored mostly “F,” you somehow managed to fail this quiz even though there are no right or wrong answers. If you scored mostly “Z,” you win a pet zebra!

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