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Published: February 16, 2017
Description: Steve: Speaks of the pompatus of love. Stephen: Speaks like a pompous ass you’re scared of.

Thanks to his recent string of chilling media appearances, Trump senior policy adviser Stephen Miller has captured the public spotlight. But how can you make sure not to confuse him with classic rock icon Steve Miller? Here’s an easy guide to keep the two straight:


Steve: Some people call him the Space Cowboy.
Stephen: Does not believe women or minorities should be permitted to wear cowboy hats or go to space.

Steve: Some people call him the Gangster of Love.
Stephen: What’s the opposite of gangster? What’s the opposite of love? He’s that.

Steve: Some people call him Maurice.
Stephen: Changed his middle name from Maurice because it didn’t sound “white enough.”

Steve: Speaks of the pompatus of love.
Stephen: Speaks like a pompous ass you’re scared of.

Steve: Picker
Stephen: Wants to deport them

Steve: Grinner
Stephen: Incapable

Steve: Joker
Stephen: Incapable

Steve: Smoker
Stephen: A few faint wisps out of the ears when talking about immigration.

Steve: Midnight Toker
Stephen: God no, but it could only help.

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