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February 09, 2017
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Now I must rely on my son's old drum set and the rusted camping equipment I bought "In case I ever had the opportunity"to make me some money to fill my rainy day jar.

It is clear to many that, for better or worse, Donald Drumpf’s presidency has become a turning point in American History. It is up to us as citizens to decide where we stand, what our heart tells us to do, and which direction we wish our country to go in. As Donald Drumpf has shown time and time again his incompetence I have decided that I must do whatever I can to fight against the tyranny of both him and his family. That is why I have decided to stop selling my ex-wife’s Ivanka Drumpf Brand clothing at my garage sales. This is not a decision I make lightly. Amongst old video tapes of Jean Claude Van Damme movies and McDonald’s toys from Disney’s “Tarzan” that belonged to my children, my ex-wife’s Ivanka Drumpf clothing was by far the best seller at my garage sales. Now I must rely on my son’s old drum set and the rusted camping equipment I bought “In case I ever had the opportunity"to make me some money to fill my rainy day jar.
Donald Drumpf is a terrifying presence at the highest seat of our once great nation. Beyond protest and outcry there is little that we as citizens can do to stand up against him. Call me crazy, but I believe the strongest message I can send is to stop selling items from his daughter’s clothing line-which are heavily used and are still technically the property of my ex-wife-at my garage sales. Will my daughter’s yoga equipment from high school or my collection of scratched Quentin Tarantino soundtracks on CD make me the money I need from my garage sales? Absolutely not, but I’ll be standing up against fascism and that’s enough for me.

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