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November 22, 2017
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A cultural paradigm concerning male patterned baldness in America (white culture vs. African-American)

Most all men when they get a certain age realize they they no longer had the hair they did in high school! Truth be told this is the reason why all boys in high school all look like a tribute band for the Monkees or that they are going to a casting call for another Brady Bunch movie remake! So, as we have done so many times before we here at MASWP will compare and contrast the trials, tribulations and validation of going for broke and shaving it all off! We mean, “Mr. Clean, "Cojak!” But beware men there is a vast cultural difference in how you are perceived if you are white and if you are of black heritage- if you choose to walk that line! Per our pop culture’s crass, random and insane standards we prospect what white men can expect from a clean, green, sheen juxtaposed to an African-American

Black Men:

You land the lead in the next action flick

White Men:

You are admitted to the Mayo Clinic by loved ones even as you are well!

Black Men:

You land on the cover of GQ or Ebony Magazine

White Men:

You land on the cover of a magazine for a plumber’s union

Black Men:

Women pass out their phone numbers

White Men:

Women ask you how chemo is going and ask if they can donate to a cancer facility

Black Men:

You obtain a management position at work

White Men:

You get demoted to a janitors role or paid leave to recover from some illness

Black Men:

You get casted on small screen as capable, suave, powerful and authoritative

White Men:

You get type cast as a weird uncle type who lives in a basement and illuminates a room by sticking a light bulb in your mouth!

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