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May 22, 2017
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For doves to stop getting all the fucking attention!

Pigeons are everywhere. Everywhere! And not one of them will say what their deal is. But now you’re in luck: here’s a list of pigeons’ secret wants and desires.


A simple “thank you” for keeping our streets bread crumb free

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For doves to stop getting all the fucking attention

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Equal Pay

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To get their souls back from the witch

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Squirrel pussy

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To be your number one source for sending letters again

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To be a real boy

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A viral “Pizza Pigeon” video

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Huge biceps

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Honestly, just for someone to ask that

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