A jet is making its final approach to St. John’s Airport. The pilot
comes on the intercom, ‘This is your Captain. We’re on our final
descent into St. John’s Newfoundland. I want to thank you all for
flying with us today and hope you enjoy your stay on the “ROCK”.
He forgets to switch off the intercom. Now the whole plane can hear
his conversation from the cockpit.
The co-pilot can be heard saying to the pilot, 'So, Skip, whatcha
got planned while we’re on the Rock?’
'Well,’ says the skipper, 'first I’m gonna check into the hotel, take a
then I’m gonna take that new stewardess with the huge tits out for dinner.
I’m gonna wine and dine her, take her back to my room and give her a
ride on the baloney pony all night long.’
Aghast and amused, everyone on the plane hears this and immediately
begins looking up and down the aisle, trying to figure out who this
new stewardess is that the pilot’s talking about.
Meanwhile, the new stewardess is seated at the very back of the plane.
She is so embarrassed that she starts running toward the cockpit to
turn the intercom off. Halfway down the aisle, she trips over an old
lady’s bag and down she goes.
The old lady leans over and says: 'No need to hurry, dear…..He’s
gotta land the plane and take a shit first.