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Published July 07, 2014 More Info ยป
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Published July 07, 2014

A jet is making its final approach to St. John’s Airport. The pilot

comes on the intercom, ‘This is your Captain. We’re on our final

descent into St. John’s Newfoundland. I want to thank you all for

flying with us today and hope you enjoy your stay on the “ROCK”.

He forgets to switch off the intercom. Now the whole plane can hear

his conversation from the cockpit.

The co-pilot can be heard saying to the pilot, 'So, Skip, whatcha

got planned while we’re on the Rock?’

‘Well,’ says the skipper, ‘first I’m gonna check into the hotel, take a
big
crap,

then I’m gonna take that new stewardess with the huge tits out for dinner.

I’m gonna wine and dine her, take her back to my room and give her a

ride on the baloney pony all night long.’

Aghast and amused, everyone on the plane hears this and immediately

begins looking up and down the aisle, trying to figure out who this

new stewardess is that the pilot’s talking about.

Meanwhile, the new stewardess is seated at the very back of the plane.

She is so embarrassed that she starts running toward the cockpit to

turn the intercom off. Halfway down the aisle, she trips over an old

lady’s bag and down she goes.

The old lady leans over and says: ‘No need to hurry, dear…..He’s

gotta land the plane and take a shit first.

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