Pamela Anderson, the 48-year-old former Baywatch star, appeared naked on the cover of Flaunt magazine, photographed by David LaChapelle. See below for the magazine cover pic. But the real story here is that FOD writer Matt Klinman used this as an impetus to send a very NSFW email out to the entire office.

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Yep, that’s Pam Anderson naked on a magazine cover, alright.

FOD writer Matt Klinman wasted no time taking advantage of the fact that this was a trending story and that he works at a comedy website whose raison d'ĂȘtre is creating content about trending internet stories and where rules about professional decency are lax under the guise of satire, and sent the following email out to the entire office:

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A real work email sent from a work email account to a collection of employees at a place of work.

Except the actual image was even more graphic. We’ve added a censor bar over Pamela Anderson’s boob nipples and cropped the photo to not show Pamela Anderson’s vagina area, all of which were visible in the original email.

This is an image of Matt Klinman:

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Matt Klinman, eating pizza and thinking of dirty emails to send to his co-workers.

Seven minutes after the email was sent, FOD senior writer Pat O'Brien, who holds a position of authority in the FOD NYC office, was the first to reply:

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The body of the email is an image of two men giving each other a high five. The image is from a recent event being discussed on the internet which is, as mentioned above, our bread and butter.

The email thread appears to have come to an end with senior designer Natasha Fedorova expressing her disapproval, again in image form, with the presumably joking indication that Matt has been reported to HR:

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Was Matt Klinman really reported to HR? My money is on that he was not.

Thank you for tuning in. Updates to the email thread and/or Matt Klinman’s employment status will be updated as the day progresses.

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