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February 12, 2016
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Having trouble coming up with a fun date idea for Valentine's Day? We got you covered!

Love is a battlefield. Getting someone to agree to go on a date with you for Valentine’s Day is half the battle, but the other half is figuring out what the heck to do with them once they agree. Good news: we’ve got you covered with our very scientific Date Generator that will personalize the perfect date!

INSTRUCTIONS:
1) Choose the AGE of your date: 18-29, 30-36, or old
2) Choose the GENDER of your date: male or female (sorry, this is some cisgender bullshit, we know; next version will be more #woke)
3) Choose the HAIR COLOR of your date: Red, Black, Brown, Blonde
4) Click “Calculate Your Date” and then enjoy the date our fancy computer algorithm comes up with just for you!

    Age
  • Under 18
  • 18-29
  • 30-36
  • Old
    Gender
  • Male
  • Female
    Hair Color
  • Red
  • Black
  • Brown
  • Blonde



To calculate another date, click the button above and then choose your new date’s age, gender, and hair color.


Illustration by Kevin Alvir

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