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July 07, 2015
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Jared Fogle of weight loss fame had his home raided this morning in a child pornography investigation. It isn't 100% confirmed that he is in possession of such pornography, but in the meantime, here are some suggestions of titles he might really like and that would keep him out of trouble.

Early this morning the FBI raided the home of sandwich aficionado and former wearer of very large pants, Jared Fogle. Fogle is a suspect in connection with a child pornography ring. Two months ago Russell Taylor, the executive director of The Jared Foundation, a non-profit founded by Fogle to raise awareness and combat childhood obesity, was arrested on child pornography charges.

It is unclear if this morning’s raid was connected to the charges pressed against Taylor or if this is something entirely independent. This developing story is highly upsetting and we can only hope that they do not find Fogle is in possession of or connected to child pornography in any way.

There is so much weird and specific porn out there for Jared to enjoy that is completely legal. Check out some of these titles that he’d probably be very into and won’t cause the FBI to raid your house.

Legal Porn Flicks That Jared Would Love

  • “Stuff My Pants and My Puss” - Sexy 18+ girls wearing pants way too big for them!
  • “XXXL Girls Lose Weight The Freaky Way”- Adult women who have so much sex they lose over 200lbs!
  • “Sandwich Sirens: Want Extra Sauce?”- Hott MILFs get so horned up making saucy, sexy sandwiches!
  • “Baggy Bad Girl Pants”- Consenting and of-age college students are just too turned on during study hall to study. They must take their big pants off!
  • “Frisky and at Risky For Diabetes” - These hot and ready co-eds team up…sexually…to fight against diabetes and heart disease.
  • “Progress Porn: Six Sexy Months of Eating Healthy”- Enjoy these photos of people who’ve decided to change their lives for the better by eating healthy and working out regularly.
  • “Honey, I Shrunk My Pussy”- After this stay at home mom loses a wild amount of weight, her husband just cannot keep his hands off of her!
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