It’s almost the new year! When we all promise ourselves we will change, grow, and become who we’re meant to be (for at least three months)! It’s beautiful. Here’s to a phenomenal 2018!
Yes, how much for the baby jacuzzi?— Dani Fernandez (@msdanifernandez) April 8, 2014
Ma'am, that's a crockpot.
Someone tried to film a ren fair with a drone and the result is one of the best gifs I've ever seen. pic.twitter.com/bca2QvolmN— Brandon Carbaugh (@BMCarbaugh) December 10, 2017
Last night it was cold & windy & when I opened my door this cricket hopped in, so I set him up good for the night:— Garrett Watts (@Garrett_Watts) December 8, 2017
- lil’ pot of water
- pickle & Swiss cheese
- left airpod w/ Frank Ocean playing
This morning I let him go & he hopped away happily.
I miss him & hope he’s good pic.twitter.com/iNnSGq3NUY
me @ $2 sandwich: It’s affordable but is it filling? If it’s filling, will it provide me with enough satisfaction? What is the nutritional value of this...? Maybe I should save my money...— lei (@gleivytrain) December 9, 2017
me @ $4.75 coffee: mmm cofy
High school: College is no joke, your instructors are very serious and you have to always be proffesional and respectful.— Kade Walker (@kade_walker) December 7, 2017
*chasing after a rooster* give me your cool hat— SpicedGirl Eggnogito (@iamspacegirl) April 5, 2016
I have figured out why it takes so long for our roads to be repaired pic.twitter.com/kbhPEqm2Ev— Avery Springer (@av_springading) November 1, 2017
[buys $12 in bitcoin] sorry friends i only associate with other aristocrats now— Bob Vulfov (@bobvulfov) December 12, 2017
Glitches in the reality simulation are becoming more profound each day. pic.twitter.com/g6ksu702zJ— Joe Berkowitz (@JoeBerkowitz) October 22, 2017
"Hello Clarence" - Hannibal Lecter as a barista— Michael would like Nazis kicked off of this site. (@Home_Halfway) June 29, 2016
* after work *— The Cultured Ruffian (@CulturedRuffian) December 8, 2017
Me: What’s for dinner, I’m starving!
Me: I was hoping for steak.
Her: I SAID ME.
my fav person on campus goes to Ryan lmao “ciao*” pic.twitter.com/Lba0PoTnsY— theylove$light_ (@Tslight_24) October 15, 2017
Now she's falling asleep, and I'm calling a crab. pic.twitter.com/NN0pQavvzP— Justine Stafford (@JustineStafford) October 20, 2017
Pardon the mess, the dog startled me and I threw my shrimp scampi into the ceiling fan— Shawn (@online_shawn) October 9, 2014
ok so I got pulled over on my way home from makeup class... pic.twitter.com/Nyn7rOa1LM— haybay (@_haybayy) October 17, 2017
There is no way Peter Piper picked peppers that were already pickled so if this was some sort of alibi that guy definitely did the murder.— Tinker Elle (@elle91) December 14, 2017
So my dog has a closet for all of his neck ties and bow ties pic.twitter.com/kze5lhzq5q— Jaira Farala (@jairafarala) October 17, 2017
The guy in reservoir dogs dancing around before cutting off that cop’s ear but it’s me approaching a cheese plate at a party— andrew wallace chamings (@AndrewChamings) December 1, 2017
FaceTiming the water so it doesn’t boil over while I’m watching tv in the other room. pic.twitter.com/9gWyG7AlcL— Justin (@JustinHillister) October 16, 2017
Do ants have dicks?— Kourtney Kardashian (@kourtneykardash) March 28, 2010
All right. That’s it!