Let’s face it, camping is dirty and boring and some friend of yours is going to eventually convince you that it’s going to be fun to do (it won’t be). But, with the right mindset, you can make it “not the worst experience imaginable.” Try any of these in an attempt to have a good time!
Put three smores together to make a s'most
Hunt the most dangerous game: Gun Bear, The Bear Who Can Use A Gun
Plant a dead body in the woods ahead of time to later stumble upon with your group
Put flame decals on your tent
Do it inside of a Dick’s Sporting Goods, it’s totally free!
Brush your teeth with beer
Play “Kumbaya” on electric guitar
Hit your head on a rock hard enough to forget what smartphones are