Storybooks and fairy tale movies would have you think that princesses all look the same: frilly dress, spiky gold hat, and beautiful body. Well, that’s where they’re wrong, because a princess could just as well be a big lumpy bread dress and gold zig-zag mustard over a tubular meat body. For her dance school’s Princess Week, Ainsley from North Carolina chose to dress up as the latter.

Your move, Disney!