You might feel like
so enjoy a brief escape from EVERYTHING.
— Mowgli (@Holy_Mowgli) October 3, 2017
*forgets cup of coffee on top of horse*
In the Spring, gloves. The Fall, flip flops. Bittersweet reminders of Times passing. Hanx. pic.twitter.com/BmBrBMk9wd— Tom Hanks (@tomhanks) October 18, 2017
Things are so dark right now, but please hang in there. Remember that there is still good in the world pic.twitter.com/mxbCp6fsiy— Helena Bottom-Farter (@solikebasically) October 16, 2017
These octopus kites are insane! pic.twitter.com/e69tXoN26i— No Feelings ! (@itsboyschapter) October 4, 2017
[my wife to everyone at the pool party] pls don't tell him, he's never known the truth— spookYgrene (@Ygrene) September 2, 2017
[me loudly as I jump off the diving board] CABIN BALL
We've been playing 'em wrong this entire time. pic.twitter.com/AdzdBrLFp8— No Feelings ! (@itsboyschapter) October 11, 2017
Canadians are so careless with their money pic.twitter.com/HNeDpEF7aD— HORRORBEEST (@flashember) October 16, 2016
If you're running a half marathon you should only be allowed to bring it up half as many times.— mark normand (@marknorm) October 15, 2017
Everybody— Keanu_reevebooks (@TheVictasticK) October 17, 2017
Rock your body
Rock your body right
Borat voice my wife
Damn boy are you an invite to an improv show?— Eden Dranger (@Eden_Eats) October 15, 2017
Cause you can't make me come.
someone who is good at science please help which is the correct anatomy of hamburger helper pic.twitter.com/TRW1Ah8lod— michael SCAREa (@soongrowtired) October 14, 2017
Detective Benjamin Button: I'm getting too young for this shit— Evilsh Presley (@_ElvishPresley_) October 11, 2017
SOUND ON! CATCHY AF!
Old M&M’s commercials: the chocolate that melts in your mouth, not your hand— zach kagan dead newt (@zakagan) October 10, 2017
New M&M’s commercials: hey, maybe you can fuck the green one
(making out with my date) alexa play Jurassic Park soundtrack— chuuch (@ch000ch) October 12, 2017
PUMPKINS AREN’T EVEN SPICY— Steven W Skinner (@SkinnerSteven) October 2, 2017
Jim Davis has denied Jon drinks cum in that strip but I’ve obtained his first draft and it seems Mr Davis is lying: pic.twitter.com/bXMrAnVx2v— Pixhellated Boat (@pixelatedboat) October 19, 2017
Neil Degrasse Tyson: Infinity pool? “Optical illusion” pool would be more accurate— shut up, mike ginn (@shutupmikeginn) October 19, 2017
His friend: Are you really gonna keep your shirt on??