As a person who is neither a.) rich or b.) an asshole, I rarely read Forbes Magazine. When Forbes does manage to grab my attention, it usually pisses me off. Most recently, Forbes posted a slideshow of America’s Fattest Cities.
Obesity rates in America are increasing. It’s an issue being tackled by many people who care and know what they’re doing. Do you know who doesn’t know what the fuck they’re doing? Forbes. In this article for their Pharma & Healthcare section, some big, dumb idiot blindly pulls random AP photos of overweight people to illustrate their point.
As a fat person, let me tell you this. We have enough to deal with without worrying that we’re going to end up in the B-roll of your local news story. Please stop doing this!
This slideshow is some of the most insane internet bullshit I’ve seen, and this morning I watched MULTIPLE videos of hippos eating whole watermelons. Take a look at this obnoxious piece of shit.
Fuck you, Forbes.
When I become crazy wealthy in a few years, I’m going to start my own Rich Person’s Magazine and put you guys out of business.