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June 02, 2015
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News about Iglesias's drone injury inspires a Bailamos parody called I Love Drones.

During a concert over the weekend, singer Enrique Iglesias severely sliced his hand after reaching out to grab a drone. The drone, which was mounted with a camera and used to get crowd shots, is often grabbed by Iglesias for closeups, but on this night something went wrong.

Witnesses say blood splattered everywhere, yet that didn’t stop the latin heartthrob from continuing with the show. He was semi-treated by crew on stage, performed for another 30 minutes, then was eventually rushed to the hospital.



This whole incident got me to thinking. I bet Enrique Iglesias really loves performing his hit songs like “Hero” and “Escape.” And I bet even more than that, he really loves drones. Who doesn’t? They’re really fucking cool. If I saw one, I would totally reach out and grab it.

So as a tribute to drones and latin pop stars everywhere, I came up with what I think is a pretty good idea for a parody song. Of course, I’m willing to work with any superstar parody artists to turn this into the next big thing. Hell, maybe even Enrique himself would want to record it? Look, I don’t know. I’m open to whatever.

Here, set to the tune of Enrique Iglesias’s “Bailamos,” is a demo version of the #1 best new parody song I wrote called “I Love Drones.” Weird Al, hit me up!


I LOVE DRONES (A HOT NEW BAILAMOS PARODY)

Drones no son peligrosos lo que ocurrió fue un accidente
Translation: Drones are not dangerous what happened was an accident

Tonight I sing
A song about a thing I love so much
A drone sliced my hand
But sometimes you love things you shouldn’t touch

Won’t let the world change my mind
Won’t let a minute go by
They’re the best thing in my life

I love drones
Gonna try to forget what happened
I love drones
Te quiero … amor drone-o
I love drones
Wanna play with them forever
I love drones
Te quiero amore drone-os
Te quiero

I was on stage
I can grab this drone I thought for sure
But I was wrong
And they rushed me straight to the hospital

It was a really fun ride
I thought about drones the whole time
They are just so fucking cool

I love drones
Gonna try to forget what happened
I love drones
Te quiero … amor drone-o
I love drones
Wanna play with them forever
I love drones
Te quiero amore drone-os
Te quiero

Just one more chance
I’m sure I can grab it
What’s a little blood, anyway?
Te quiero
Drones

I love drones
Gonna try to forget what happened
I love drones
Te quiero … amor drone-o
I love drones
Wanna play with them forever
I love drones
Te quiero amore drone-os
Te quiero

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