Ed and Dorothy
Ed and Dorothy met while on a singles cruise and Ed fell head over
heels for her. When they discovered they lived in the same
city only a few miles apart Ed was ecstatic. He
immediately started asking her out when they got home.
Within a couple of weeks, Ed had taken Dorothy to dance clubs,
restaurants, concerts, movies, and museums.
Ed became convinced that Dorothy was indeed his soul mate and true
love. Every date seemed better than the last.
On the one-month anniversary of their first dinner on the cruise
ship, Ed took Dorothy to a fine
restaurant. While having cocktails and waiting
for their salad, Ed said, "I guess you can tell I'm
very much in love with you. I'd like a little serious talk
before our relationship continues to the next stage.
So, before I get a box out of my jacket and ask you a
life changing question,
it's only fair to warn you, I'm a total golf nut. I play
golf. I read about golf. I watch golf on
TV. In short, I eat, sleep, and breathe golf. If
that's going to be a problem, for us, you'd better say so
Dorothy took a deep breath and responded, "Ed, that certainly
won't be a problem. I love you as
you are and I love golf too; but, since we're being totally
honest with each other, you need to know that about the last five
years I've been a hooker."
"Oh wow! I see," Ed replied. He looked
down at the table, and was quiet for a moment,
deep in thought then he added. "You know, it's probably
just because you're not keeping your