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March 29, 2010


    Ed and Dorothy

            Ed and Dorothy met while on a singles cruise and Ed fell head over
         heels for her.  When they discovered they lived in the same
         city  only a few miles apart Ed was ecstatic.  He
            immediately started asking her out when they got home.

            Within a couple of weeks, Ed had taken Dorothy to dance clubs,
         restaurants, concerts, movies, and museums.

            Ed became convinced that Dorothy was indeed his soul mate and true
         love.  Every date seemed better than the last.

            On the one-month anniversary of their first dinner on the cruise
         ship, Ed took Dorothy to a fine

          restaurant. While having cocktails and waiting
         for their salad, Ed said, "I guess you can tell I'm

             very much in love with you. I'd like a little serious talk
         before our relationship continues to the next stage.

              So, before I get a box out of my jacket and ask you a
         life changing question,

          it's only fair to warn you, I'm a total golf nut. I play
         golf. I read about golf.  I watch golf on
         TV.  In short, I eat, sleep, and breathe golf.  If
            that's going to be a problem, for us, you'd better say so

         Dorothy took a deep breath and responded, "Ed, that certainly
         won't be a problem.   I love you as

          you are and I love golf too; but, since we're being totally
            honest with each other, you need to know that about the last five
         years I've been a hooker."

            "Oh wow!  I see," Ed replied.  He looked
            down at the table, and was quiet for a moment,

          deep in thought then he added. "You know, it's probably
            just because you're not keeping your

             wrists straight."