Mr. Rob “Danger-Pants” Delany M.D.,
Mi friend and I wold lick 2 welcome U to Toronto, Ontraio, Canada (the “H” is silent). Wii have bein sew excided too have U cum to Toronto. Wii have meny different things too sea hear in TOronoto. Wii have a lake nd a fairy too tak U too Centre iland. Wii have a real big tower lick the 1 in “Lord of the rings”: The movee!. The tower is sew big peple think itz lick a biig peanus. One thyme my gramma sed she saw a peanus . it waz croqueted. It waz mi grampas. He died tho. Sew she cant seeit n e moore. : (
N e whey bac to lerning abowt Toronto (the “R” is rather loud). Wii R a multee cultered citee. Wii have meny litle tauns incide the citee. Wii have little Itily, Lil’ Portchewgal, small China, and Cuba Gooding Jr. U r goin too bee on the Danfourth. It iz all sew cauld Greak taun. If U lick too eet wii have meny placez too eet at. Wut do U lick to eet? If I noe, I can tel U wut placez R good. I lick lotz of feud butt I raly lick Itilyanne. It tastez good nd they allwayz mak it look nice. Greak is good 2 tho. All the feud in Canaduh is real hansome and swarthy
They’re r lots of clubs nd “hubbubs” to danse. If U lick to danse; U wuld need too go too the club diztrikt to unleesh the danse monstar. They have lotz of nice-lookin peeple. B’ware of any mary-jane potsmoking criminals tho! make shure 2 not axidently look1 in the i it may b fatal. Its sugjested u’ve a muscular femail bodyguard w/ U at all times or at least a k9 police dog.
1thing that, Canadianists pried themselfs on is the free healthcare. I saw on the T.V. that So-Sobama wants 2do the same thing in ur county! If u need attenshun anytime during ur stay just fax ur symptums to our coordinator Hank and hee’ll WeBmD those things 4 u.
Wii r cumidiannes nd wii lick to mak peeple laff. U r amazein at makin peeple laff n findin’ that tickle buton. Wii r excided too sea Ur showe. Wii lick to rite nd act nd do showes two.
Wii wantid too ask if U wood lick too have a drink with uz. Wii undarstind U r bizy nd must get askd to hang out all the tim! but wii thout it wuld bee nice to get to noe U. Thank U four Ur tim. Wii hope U will tak uz up on the off r.
(How did u heer about Canidah? We hav a pretty good skore on Yelp! Dot com, if u take ten mins to complete a survy on the countrie wee’ll send u a Furby)
Allsew, I have booobz.
Jaclyn Fleming & Michael Lake