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June 17, 2015
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"Do you remember me from sleep-away camp?"

1. “What’s that smell?”

2. “What’s a vagina?”

3. “Is that huevos rancheros?”

4. “Are you sure we’re not related?”

5. “Are you vegan?”

6. “Are you pregnant?”

7. “Did you read my manuscript?”

8. “Did you remember to vote?”

9. “Is this condom organic?”

10. “So what’s your net worth, anyway?”

11. “Do you want to take econ 201 with me next semester?”

12. “Do you ever think about trying to cook with beets?”

13. “Do you ever think about using beets in foreplay?”

14. “Do you love me?”

15. “Why did the chicken cross the road?”

16. “What’s in a name?”

17. “How long do you think this will take?”

18. “What’s a challenge that you’ve faced professionally, and how did you overcome it?”

19. “Could you elaborate on these gaps in your résumé?”

20. “Did you remember to pick up the kids from daycare?”

21. “When is the last time you pooped?”

22. “Aren’t you a little short for a Stormtrooper?”

23. “Mommy, where do babies come from?”

24. “Is your friend Denise single?”

25. “Is your roommate single?”

26. “Is your mom single?”

27. “Is that a merkin?”

28. “Who’s on first?”

29. “Is this your natural hair?”

30. “Where are your parents from originally?”

31. “Where do you see yourself in 5 years?”

32. “Would you be willing to work remotely?”

33. “Micropenis is to You as _____ is to Richard.”

34. “Are these real?”

35. “Are there supposed to be three?”

36. “Why do you have a picture of me on your vision board?”

37. “Is that a Furby?”

38. “That’s nice, but can you point me in the direction of Times Square?”

39. “When did you get your first period?”

40. “When was the last time you went to the gynecologist?”

41. “When was the last time you saw an eye doctor?”

42. “Cover one eye. Now, can you read the smallest row of letters for me?”

43. “How’s your love life?”

44. “How ‘bout them Yankees?”

45. “Can you touch your tongue to your elbow?”

46. “Are you also in the service of Satan, Prince of Darkness?”

47. “Are you considering changing phone service providers?”

48. “On a scale of 1-10, how happy are you,generally?”

49. “What is the meaning of life?”

50. “Do you want to build a snowman?”

51. “Are you sure you’re straight?”

52. “Are you sure you’re gay?”

53. “Are you sure you’re black?”

54. “Are you sure you’re a dominatrix?”

55. “So when are you thinking of having kids?”

56. “What are your plans after graduation?”

57. “Am I better looking than your ex? Be honest!”

58. “How many exes have you murdered? Be honest!”

59. “What’s your name again?”

60. “Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior?”

61. “Is it OK if sometimes I’m a little bit racist?”

62. “Do you mind if I put on some Nickelback?”

63. “Could you watch my laptop for just a second?”

64. “A new version of iTunes is available. Would you like to download it now?”

65. “How many people have you slept with?”

66. “Is it supposed to look like that?”

67. “Is that a type of fungus or…?”

68. “Is it in yet?”

69. “Of the 6 different types of candy offered at Rico’s Candy Bar, Eloise must choose exactly 3 of them to get a Special Discount.Two types of candy include chocolate. Given that Eloise is allergic to chocolate but also plans on giving one piece of candy away to her friend (who is not allergic to any ingredients), how many different combinations of 3 pieces of candy are possible for Eloise to get the Discount?”

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