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Published December 02, 2008 More Info ยป
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Published December 02, 2008

Sentences have the ability to give hope and dissapoint at the same time.
For example:
I made a new friend... who is quite the Judy Garland enthusiast.
I never slept alone as a teenager...because my step father made sure of it.
Cars in the future will run on water...but you'll know them as boats.
I blacked out and was awoken by a man in a robe...who sentenced me to 6 months of community service.
Your mom and I have finally agreed...to get a divorce.
My wife no longer has to clean the house...because it's been foreclosed.
I bought 2 cruise tickets...to Somolia.

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