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Only 30% of us can flare our nostrils. 

21% of us don't make our bed daily. 5% of us never do. 

Men do 29% of laundry each week. Only 7% of women trust their husbands to do it correctly. 

40% of women have hurled footwear at a man. 

85% of men don't use the slit in their underwear. 

67.5% of men wear briefs. 

The average bra size today is 36C whereas 10 years ago it was a 34B. 

85% of women wear the wrong bra size. 

3 out of 4 of us store our dollar bills in rigid order with singles leading up to higher denominations. 

13% of us admit to occasionally doing our offspring's homework. 

91% of us lie regularly. 

27% admit to cheating on a test or quiz. 

29% admit they've intentionally stolen something from a store. 

50% admit they regularly sneak food into movie theaters to avoid the high prices of snack foods. 

90% believe in divine retribution. 

10% believe in the 10 Commandments. 

82% believe in an afterlife. 

45% believe in ghosts. 

13% (mostly men) have spent a night in jail. 

29% of us are virgins when we marry. 

58.4% have called into work sick when we weren't. 

10% of us switch tags in the store to pay less for an item. 

Over 50% believe in spanking - but only a child over 2 years old. 

35% give to charity at least once a month. 

How far would you go for $10 million?  25% would abandon their friends, family, and church. 7% would murder.

69% eat the cake before the frosting. 

When nobody else is around, 47% drink straight from the carton. 

85% of us will eat Spam this year. 

70% of us drink orange juice daily. 

Snickers is the most popular candy. 

22% of us skip lunch daily. 

9% of us skip breakfast daily. 

66% of us eat cereal regularly. 

22% of all restaurant meals include french fries. 

14% of us eat the watermelon seeds. 

Only 13% brush our teeth from side to side. 

45% use mouthwash every day. 

22% leave the glob of toothpaste in the sink. 

The typical shower is 101 degrees F. 

Nearly 1/3 of U.S. women color their hair. 

9% of women and 8% of men have had cosmetic surgery.

53% of women will not leave the house without makeup on. 

58% of women paint their nails regularly. 

62% of us pop our zits. 

33% of women lie about their weight. 

10% of us claim to have seen a ghost. 

57% have had deja vu. 

49% believe in ESP. 

4 out of 5 of us have suffered from hemorrhoids. 

The average girl starts her period at age 12. 

44% have broken a bone. 

Only 30% of us know our cholesterol level. 

14% have attended a self-help meeting. 

15% regularly go to a shrink. 

78% would rather die quickly than live in a retirement home. 

46.5% of men say they ALWAYS put the seat down after they've used the toilet, yet women claim to ALWAYS find
it up. 

30% of us refuse to sit on a public toilet seat. 

54.2% of us always wash our hands after using the toilet.

23.5% admit they don't always flush. 

45.2% pee in the shower. 

44.9% pee in the ocean. 

28.1% pee in the pool. 

55.2% will let someone else come in the bathroom while they're using the toilet. 

39% of us peek in our host's bathroom cabinet. 17% have been caught by the host. 

81.3% would tell an acquaintance to zip his pants. 

29% of us ignore RSVP. 

71.6% of us eavesdrop. 

22% are functionally illiterate. 

Less than 10% are trilingual. 

37% claim to know how to use all the features on their VCR. 

53% prefer ATM machines over tellers. 

56% of women do the bills in a marriage. 

2 out of 3 of us wouldn't give up our spouse even for a night for a million bucks. 

20% of us have played in a band at one time in our life.

40% of us have had music lessons. 

44% reuse tinfoil. 

57% save pretty gift paper to reuse. 

66% of women and 59% of men have used a mix to cook and taken credit for doing it from scratch. 

53% read their horoscopes regularly. 

16% of us have forgotten our own wedding anniversary (mostly men). 

59% of us say we're average-looking. 

90% of us depend on alarm clocks to wake us. 

53% of us would take advice from Anne Landers. 

28% of us have skinny-dipped. 14% with the opposite sex. 

51% of adults dress up for a Halloween festivity. 

On average, we send 38 Christmas cards every year. 

20% of women consider their parents to be their best friends. 

2 out of 5 have married their first love. 

The biggest cause of matrimonial fighting is money.

Only 4% asked the parents' approval for their bride's hand. 

1 in 5 men proposed on his knees. 

6% propose over the phone. 

71% can drive a stick-shift car. 

45% of us consistently follow the speed limit. 

2/3 of us speed up at a yellow light. 

1/3 of us don't wear seat belts. 

12% of men never use their car blinkers. 

44% of men tailgate to speed up the person in front of them. 

25% of us drive after we've been drinking. 

4 out of 5 sing in the car. 

The average sexual experience lasts about 39 minutes.

Men say the average erect penis is 10". Women say it's 4". 

56% of men have had sex at work. 

1 in 3 of us have had an extramarital affair. 

62% think there is nothing wrong with affairs. 

60% of men and 54% of women have had a 1-night stand.

 



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