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Published October 23, 2008
AND, OOOOOOHHH,  ITS NOT LEGAL TO SPANK YUR MONKEY AT THE BEACH IF ITS NOT DIAPERED....BUT ITS JUST FINE TO SPANK YUR MONKEY INNA DIAPER...
 
{ learned that from beach patrol }
 
[ then they told me to take my monkey in hand and come with them] {hehehehee think about it}
 
{they took me and the monkey to jail}
 
[where i got two more tickets....1st, for not having a leash for my monkey.... 2nd for not having the proper liscense for my monkey] { NOT EVEN MY MONKEY, BELONGS TO A FREIND }
 
thank goodness that lil gal didnt press charges when the monkey jumped up and ACCIDENTALLY pull down her bikini bottoms...thats why i was spanking the monkey in the first place..
 
THIS IS WHAT I LEARNED FROM THIS EXPERIENCE
 
ORGAN GRINDERS ARE TOTALLY LEGAL ON FLORIDAS BEACHES...
THE MONKEY GOT SCARED AT THE POLICE STATION AND PISSED AND SHIT ON THIER FLOOR. 
shudda seen it, the cops took a plastic grocery bag and cut leg holes in the bottom and put it on him....used the handles to tie it to him...[ i thought they made better suspenders]
  
HAH-HAAAAAAAA they did this AFTER the monkey shit on their floor... WAY TO GO MONKEY...

 

TOTALFINES $370.00
Gorilla

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